This piece will make no sense to you if you're a stranger to Regretsy or the inner workings of Etsy.
If so, feel free to marvel at its WTF factor and move peacefully along.
If this does make any kind of sense to you:
<3 CF4L and SpecialMe
*Yeah that longhorn cow's supposed to be a yak. Stretch your imagination and plaster more hair on it - we're Etsians, we're good at that sort of thing.