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Not for eats? by fairchildart Not for eats? by fairchildart
My miniature raw chicken left kitty a bit perplexed.

Materials used:

-FIMO and Sculpey brands of polymer clay

-Artist's chalk pastels

-Acrylic paint

-Wooden board purchased from Michael's craft store

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:iconchaotic-brunette:
Chaotic-Brunette Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love the cats expression XD
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belianis Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
The lady who cooks at my house is no Emeril. On 17 Feb 2016, she took two hours to cook a chicken in heavy tomato sauce; it looked real good--but it tasted like cardboard. The second time--24 Feb 2016--she took three hours to fix another chicken with a lot of spice and barbeque sauce. Once again it looked great--and once again it tasted like cardboard, so I had to give it to my dogs, who will eat anything; somehow all the spices and sauces did not penetrate to the meat, which remained basically uncooked.
What is she doing wrong???:( (Sad) :( (Sad) :( (Sad) :( (Sad) :( (Sad) When she comes back on 2 March 2016 I'll respectfully request that she merely dress the meat, and to leave the cooking to me. The lady is supposed to cook a whole batch of meat, potatoes and rice for me to eat during the week days, and frankly she cooks more than I can comfortably eat in such a short time; for ex., she cooks four pork chops that are so overdone that they are very tough to chew and swallow. Therefore I'll request that she bag those chops in two bags so that I can heat them on the microwave when I'm ready for them; what I cook on the wave comes out much better than what this lady does in her stoves.
Cristina Marshall of Bolivia is a lovely woman who is very good at such things as cleaning and washing clothes; as a cook, however, her dedication hardly ever gets the desired results. Rather than eat her dull flavorless chicken and her dry hard chops I would rather eat a simple dinner of tomato soup, hot dogs, and hard boiled eggs.
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2016
Oh wow, if she ever had the cooking equivalent of a gardener's black thumb that would be it!  Poor woman.
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:iconbelianis:
belianis Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
Don~a Cristina still cooks at my house--I didn't know how to phrase in a non-hurtful manner that I would prefer to cook for myself--, and she is still a very hit and miss food burner. On 30 March 2016 she fixed me a pair of pork chops and yellow rice with sweet corn that were so delicious that I ate the very same dinner on the very next day. On the 1st of April, on the other hand, the rotini she fixed were so flat and flavorless--as if no salt or oil had been put on them--that I had to give them to my dogs, together with the meatballs that accompanied the rotini; those meatballs were actually quite good, but I was not going to force my poor Mama and Sam to eat pasta without meat! What was my dinner that Friday?: slices of baguette with mayonnaise. As to 2 April 2016, the boiled potatoes she left me were not boiled at all, but instead as hard and dry as if they were still raw; I had to toss them into the waste basket. My dinner for that Saturday?: four pieces of chicken very heavy with garlic--I had to gargle afterwards--accompanied with Nabisco saltine crackers accompanied with mayonnaise. God bless mayonnaise, for without it I would starve! (I'm the only resident of 401 70 Ave, apt A, Saint Pete Beach, Fl 33706-2012 who eats mayonnaise).
I'm thinking up ways to avoid such future culinary disasters; for ex., I'll suggest that she fix the potatoes in the mashed style in order to ensure that they are real and truly cooked. What would you propose? I cannot live forever on saltines and mayonnaise, you know!
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:iconladycoriana:
LadyCoriana Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016
That really does look like it just came from the butcher's shop - the poor cat!  
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:iconcybelemoon:
cybelemoon Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Love the pic!!!!
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:iconitemreceived:
ItemReceived Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha the idea of the cat behind is great! "Will the cat eat that unfinished chicken? Find out, after a short break" XDDDD
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016
Haha, Thank you!! :D
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:iconcarlsbergensis:
Carlsbergensis Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Very very impressive. The chicken skin is superb. Love the humour with the cat.
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016
Thank you always! :D
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:iconmini-wolfsbane:
Mini-Wolfsbane Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Funny. Great work!
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2016
Thank you! :)
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:iconkenseigoku:
kenseigoku Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
excellent 
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you! 
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:iconkenseigoku:
kenseigoku Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
no prob friend :hug:
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AlwysbCreative Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Student General Artist
This is adorable, it looks so real as always, great job my friend! -^^-
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you ^_^
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:iconalwysbcreative:
AlwysbCreative Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Student General Artist
You are so welcome my friend! Huggle! 
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:iconrhoadienom:
RhoadieNom Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Nuuuu kitty, not for eats xDDD
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:iconliamhamilton:
LiamHamilton Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Heh, poor little guy :D
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
:D
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:iconb4ld3r:
B4LD3R Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahaha he's like "you're telling me it's not even real nor edible?" :P
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Ha ha, yes!! ^_^
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:iconb4ld3r:
B4LD3R Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lol: 
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:iconferalglance:
feralglance Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Wow!  I've never seen a raw chicken in clay, and this is cool!
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you! :D
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:iconashley-chan1:
Ashley-Chan1 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice work, how do you always make them look so realistic? XD
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you!  Much time and patience + good reference food pictures :)
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:iconashley-chan1:
Ashley-Chan1 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool ^^
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:iconevevictus:
EveVictus Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww. :meow:
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you! :)
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:iconevevictus:
EveVictus Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! :)
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dragondoodle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I swear . . . the cat is saying "Not big enough, make me a bigger one." :XD:

The skin on that though . . . it's amazing! It really looks like a translucent skin over the flesh! Well done!
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
lol I know right?  Thank you so much! :D
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Silvaze126 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Student General Artist
That's somethical g my cat would do XD 
The chicken and the cat are adorable The X3 emoticon 
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you! :)
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Silvaze126 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016  Student General Artist
Animation sm You're Welcome 3 
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Toon-O-Clock Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Student General Artist
That's so cute! The tiny chicken AND the kitty! XD
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you! :D
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TheButterfly Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016   Digital Artist
haha aww the kitty's expression!! XD

That's a really well done (but not in the cooked way...) raw chicken! I've never seen raw meats sculpted as miniatures before. Cool =)
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:iconfairchildart:
fairchildart Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
Thank you so much! :)
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